The " L" Unword Fictionary

Here are some food-related words to enrich our vocabulary from the Unword Fictionary .

lactomangulation (lak't-man'g-lay'shn)
1. (n.) When one accidently forces open the wrong side of a milk container not realizing the fact.
2. (n.) Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the "illegal" side.

lickaspatch (lk-'spch')
1. (v.) The act of licking the spatula after baking. As in: Many are familiar with well-known lickaspatchian techniques.

lubricakes (l'br-kks)
1. (n.) The cookies, cakes and brownies one brings in to butter up their boss.

I have practiced lactomanulation and lickaspatch plenty of times but am too old for lubricakes :-)